$$ VIVA LA VULVA $$

Am I still in bed looking at tumblr yet I have to leave for work in 1 minute? Yes. Because today is a beautiful day that I am not taking for granted because I can see out of both my eyes today and don’t have to wear an eyepatch anymore and be called a butt pirate at work.

I will take my sweet sweet well earned relaxed time to open today. Because I can.

lelsieknope:

i love you like a sister. no oreimo

codeinewarrior:

these chicks clappin. n they aint usin hands

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best